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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Declan went on, “And now we can be open with you about why you’ve never had a real school physical or anything.” “Wait, why?” Declan regretted saying anything. “In case you don’t have internal organs.” Matthew made a strangled noise. He dropped his head into his hands.

Declan, sweetie, darling, babe, sugar muffin. I know you're new to this being honest thing but holy hell this is not IT